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08/01/2020 at 19:13 • Filed to: None

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I have no words... Well... maybe... “Truck Surfin”

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
08/01/2020 at 19:22

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
08/01/2020 at 19:23

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Let’s say the truck driver manages to shake the crazy guy loose. Then what happens? There’s a good chance the truck will run over and kill the crazy guy. Guess who then goes to jail? His best bet would be to c all 911 and have the police come get the crazy guy off his truck. I really want to know how this ended.

Ah, there we go. As predicted, the police stepped in crazy guy is in the hospital for evaluation.

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-ne-turnpike-altercation-ends-after-10-mile-tractor-trailer-ride-20200801-2emfmnssffbsjonfgy5lzqjsoa-story.html


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/01/2020 at 19:24

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Yeah, I’d love video from how “we got to this point in the story”...


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
08/01/2020 at 19:24

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https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/08/01/police-man-jumps-on-moving-tractor-trailer-on-florida-turnpike-in-boynton/?fbclid=IwAR3PIDUMyzEPxBtInJDTERi03IOAlNK3xB_DZnAyM_G0sG9YIQHoMI0VRTw


Kinja'd!!! facw > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
08/01/2020 at 19:31

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Meanwhile:  Florida teen charged as “mastermind” in Twitter hack hitting Biden, Bezos, and others


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/01/2020 at 19:34

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No snitching


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
08/01/2020 at 19:41

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Technical term: Floridiot


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/01/2020 at 19:42

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Technical term: Flor idiot. Also, 9-1-1.


Kinja'd!!! facw > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/01/2020 at 19:46

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I assume he didn’t want to stop because it would make it even easier for crazy guy to get in his cab or do other damage. Still seems a better option than something that’s likely going to cause serious injury. Even from an economic standpoint if he falls and is killed/injured, that’s going to be a lot more downtime dealing with the police than if they just pluck him off.


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > facw
08/01/2020 at 19:50

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One piece says crazy guy started pounding on his windshield...

Which made me think of the first F&F Movie and how the trucker took THAT guy laying on his hood...


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > facw
08/01/2020 at 20:19

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Taking him for a ride is one thing. Actively trying to shake him off is something completely different. 


Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
08/01/2020 at 20:35

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Trucker try in’ to stiff a guy fir $15 bucks.


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08/01/2020 at 21:45

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Shoot him through the windshield and sue his estate for said windshield and the cost of the spent round.

It is Florida after all.


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Martin > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
08/01/2020 at 22:45

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“Should I call the police?”

“Hell no this is too good.”

Just thought that was a funny quote. Do we know w hat t he guy was doing on the truck anyways?


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Taylor Martin
08/01/2020 at 22:53

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I’m guessing there were pharma products involved... but, no, not a lot of clarity on that point. Nor why the trucker didn’t pull over and explain, firmly, why Mr. Nutjob needed to Kindly Exit The Hood of The Kenworth.